About

Self
Hey, that’s me!

21 year-old Londoner and ranting queen.

I’m basically like a hobbit, except I’m taller and more irritating. I can guarantee that I’ll love you more than you’ll love me.
I don’t normally dress like I have in the picture (see above), and my daily look is something that I’ve come to describe as ‘homeless bohemian sloth’ so you can imagine what I look like on a daily basis when I’m not going OUT out…

I suffer from CBF – Chronic Bitch Face.
If you ever look at my face and wonder what my problem is, I promise you – nothing. I just have that face.
A little like Kanye West…

I like Ribena and Smarties and socks and I once sat in the Skywalker kitchen to eat lunch.

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